Pet Pedigree Investigator Mugs

'Fluffy is the great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great grandson of my first cat,'

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Wanted dog! reward!

Cookie Thief

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"What happened to what cat?"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'