Pet Peace Negotiators Mugs

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Beg for peace!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

Iraqi Insurgents.

Peace in Gaza?

Middleast Peace

Iraq and the road ahead...

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Playing With Peace

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Sit!"

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

"Is there room for me?"

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."