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'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"He did it!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dog got your clog?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."