Pet Palliative Care T-Shirts

'This case has progressed to the point I want the opinion of a taxidermist."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was a very good boy."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Carrot Throwing Act

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

'Fred just rages when he sees how veterinarians are portrayed on TV.'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

Dearly departed pet fish.

Cat Attitude

'We're doing everything humanly problem.'

Animal Hospital

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'