Pet Owner With A Picky Eater Prints

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

He wanted a different one.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"