Pet Owner Who Loves Tech Jokes Prints

"Of course I can't order it on line! How many dogs do you know who are computer literate?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

The Karate Kitten.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Parrot annoying dog.

When Pugs dream.

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."