Pet Name Pondering Prints

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'We call him Whiskers.'

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'Yeah, I read somewhere that people started to look like their pets after a while...'

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

"I don't believe I belong here."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

Pet Cemetry

"There's no such thing as a free cat."

Alice through the Cat Flap

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"