Pet Medicine Explorer Mugs

'Why, these taste like brewer's yeast!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Cat Scan

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

'I like cats.'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

You've got polaroids.

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"