Pet-loving Siblings T-Shirts

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Chasebook

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Dog Birthdays

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Cat king.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'