Pet Humor Lover Prints

Doggy conductor

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Cat knocked out by mouse - 'We need to toughen you up.'

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

I.M. Pei, the habitrail

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

'You can't hurt his feelings ? at least pretend to eat it.'

"Close the blankety window - you're not a blankety dog!"

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

Tiddles didn't pick the best place to take a cat-nap!

'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"And I believe it`s very comfortable although of course I`m not allowed to sit on it."

"Out!"

Balloon animal at the vet's...

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

"Frankly, I'm disappointed. I would think that our relationship means more to you than a rubber mouse on my birthday!"

letting sleeping dogs lie.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

'Okay, I'll take the first shift. Where are the other two dogs?'

'And to think I knew Rover when he had his first flea.'

'You have to get your cholesterol down - Stop sucking eggs.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's true what they say about the early bird,Mrs.Wagstaff-she's got worms!'

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Typical. We spend weeks searching for the perfect box and he spends the whole day playing with the toy."

"Yes, It's me and no, I did not come in on little cat's feet."