Pet-friendly Workplace Advocate T-Shirts

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'What's founder?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Landing That Tough Account

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

The entire team applauds you.

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

"Adopt me."

"What's our policy on pets?"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

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