Pet-friendly Gardener Gifts

Garden Roller

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Tree Passion

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Landing That Tough Account

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Zen Kitten

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

A topiary doghouse

"You make me feel 'hole'."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"What's our policy on pets?"

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Can you help me turn my yard into a pesticide-free nature area? Of course! Tree's tree nursery. I want to plant native species that attract birds and butterflies. Fabulous plan. You're just the kind of client I dream of! One detail

An advantage of robotic pets.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"He's part bok choy."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Man Gardening Love

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

'My dog's classically trained.'

"Next time make two trips."

'Low maintenance gardening'

Good Dog.

Pesticide

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Did we do something to upset the neighbors?'