Pet Comic Collector Mugs

"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Super Dog'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.