Pet Chaos Controller Mugs

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

Dog Day Afternoon

Family Home.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Nanny with children on leash

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'The cat did it.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"What have you done?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"