Pet Campaigner T-Shirts

Hillary Clinton's cat.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Pet a Puppy

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Palin 2012

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

BOO MOO!

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Plastic?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

DIY Butchers

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."