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"Now this is a dog park!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

'Made your point.'

"Adopt me."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Enough with the criticism!"

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"Good boy, Clifford."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Man and dog both have leashes.

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...