Pesticide Critic Pillows

"I dunno...ask him."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Bees SOS

Privacy

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

Big Brother.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Facial Recognition

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

Prescription Drugs '96.

Enough is Enough

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"This will buy you four months.

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

"Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need."

Global Medical Antidepressant Sales

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Organic Farm

"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year."