Pest Solution Seeker Mugs

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"We have a termite problem."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."