Pest Solution Seeker Mugs

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

"We have a termite problem."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"Oh, great. The flea circus is back in town."

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."