Pest Jester Mugs

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'He's all eyes!'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

NSA is coming to town.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

Never poke fun.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.