Pest Banisher Prints

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Come and get it!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Emotional Support Pest

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper