Pest Annihilator Mugs

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Good News about winter

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"We have a termite problem."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Hello? Animal control?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Cheese robot-squad.