Pessimistic Humor Lover Mugs

"Why do you always assume the worst of people?"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'Look at that lunatic...'

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

The split end is near.

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego."

How about taking me for a walk in the park, Lance? Can't you just use the bathroom like everybody else, Gloria?

My problem isn't that the key to success is hard to find, it's that the key to failure is always left in the ignition.

'The bad news is the price of gas is going up. The good news is since I lost my job I've got nowhere to go anyway.'

The whine of the month selection - Why me?

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.'

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

Bird Flu Hysteria.

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'