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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doom & Gloom

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

Tom's last day.

"Look on the dark side."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Die alone"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Must you always be so negative?

'Your glass is half full!'

This will be a banner day for you!