Personality Quirks Fan Prints

Ask Sadie. Sadie, I have a temper. Whenever someone defies me, I get angry. Please advise. - Hot Temper. *Actual reader questions. You're right you have a problem. Don't get angry when someone defies you. Get angry even when they agree with you! Where do readers come up with this nonsense? Get taunting advice at asksadieshow@gmail.com

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

My Spam Sketchbook

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Nick Offerman

"Who are These People?"

Deregulated Baseball

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

She was always an introvert.

'Let go of the pole!'

Magic mushroom

"I just always show up to everything!"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Olympic Bubble

Beryl Baimbridge

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

A Good Bet.

Party Favor Cat