Personality Contrast Fans Mugs

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

What does aloof mean?

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I'm a monster."

My Spam Sketchbook

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Mixed Nuts

Overly wordy travel.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

She was always an introvert.

Gym/Tan/Donut

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

Ask Sadie. Sadie, I have a temper. Whenever someone defies me, I get angry. Please advise. - Hot Temper. *Actual reader questions. You're right you have a problem. Don't get angry when someone defies you. Get angry even when they agree with you! Where do readers come up with this nonsense? Get taunting advice at asksadieshow@gmail.com

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

An Oarsman

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette