Personal Tragedy Mugs

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Scarpia's Palace

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

When life gives you lemons...

"I dropped my goblet!"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

I Pagliacci

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Bravo!

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Who d'you think you are?

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

"... and the 'black-and-blue' medal is for telling my wife."

Comedy and Tragedy Masks

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'