Personal Redemption Mugs

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Scurile travels

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I'm going on a retreat."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Quick Spring Fling

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"You'll get over him."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

How Gary got his groove back.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Retrospection.

"Travel changed me."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"