Personal Redemption Mugs

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Quick Spring Fling

"The court granted me a new identity!"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

How Gary got his groove back.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"You'll get over him."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Retrospection.