Personal Finance Education Pillows

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

Will work for ETFs

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Student Debt

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."