Personal Development Junkie Prints

"I really want to transcend my ego, but I'm going to get my teeth whitened first."

Others will fight for you

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Exercise now!

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Ego Increasing School

Carrot VS Stick

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Learning Curve

When life gives you lemons...

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Learn yourself English.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"You'll get over him."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"Number four wasn't bad, at least he removed his personal CD earphones for most of the interview."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Discomfort zone.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."