Personal Breakthroughs Prints

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I came up through the ranks."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Boxing with yourself

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Why do you need a girlfriend? Because it's nice to hang out with someone. Why? Because you can do fun stuff. Why? Just because. Oh, why didn't you say so? I think I've had a breakthrough.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

The Manifestation of Dreams

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

"... but when the broadcasting company sent him $5,000 for his first script we laughed out of the other side of our mouths."

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

'I wish I knew then what I know now.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"OMG, I'm on a journey, too!"

Money helps you soar.

"When my fifteen minutes of fame come, I want to make sure I capitalize on them."

"I did it! I actually used the school bathroom. I can now accomplish anything!"