Personal Brand Architect Mugs

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Create some buzz!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"That's our new church mascot."

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Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Final words on gravestones.

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'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

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