Persistence Pusher Mugs

"It's all about persistence. How many times do I have to tell you?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Depressing Company Departments.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'