Persistence Motivator Pillows

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Don't Take No For an Answer

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Get rich slow"

The 6 A.M. News Team

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Genius in a Bottle.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

How to show some hustle.

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,