Perseverance Guru Prints

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Health

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Women

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

Ice Whaling

'Determined little guy.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

USA Products: I survived team building, computers,Nafta layoffs,the HMO, outsourcing.'

Hang in There!

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Bob gets his walking papers.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'You probably don't recognise me-I was clean shaven when you took my order.'

Snail Crossing.

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."