Perseverance Advocate Pillows

'I find that if you want to reach your goal sooner, double your failure rate.'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

The Ascent of Woman

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Climate change skeptics.