Perpetual Student Mugs

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"If I'm going to be a lifelong learner, why are you giving me a test now?"

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"My plans is to take out a maximum loan, and make sure never to get a job so there's no paying back involved."

"But I'm not ready to go yet!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Scarecrow Directions

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."