Perpetual Kid Prints

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Rubber Ring

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"He refuses to grow up."

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

Still living with parents....

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.'

'I don't care how old your wife says you act, you still can't get the child's prices.'

Duck, duck, goose.

Second childhood obesity.

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'What makes you think you're so smart?'