Permanent Statement Makers Mugs

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Too Many Genocides

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We're potty training."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'