Periods Pillows

Psychotic mood swing.

Demure lady with gloves

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Victorian Lady

Super Student

Victorian Gentleman

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Let them eat cake!

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Nell in a faint

End of football season - UK

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

Edwardians.

'I'll be right back after these massages.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"School starts soon...."

Man dressing up

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Victorian Fashion

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

Florence and Edith on the staircase

Nicholas instructs Smike in the art of acting

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

Lady Reading a Book