Perilous Pursuit Fan Prints

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

A History of Graphic Violence

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Watchdog

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Chameleon.

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

The Lavender Dot - Part Six

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

"The inflation isn't that bad. The kids pick berries, my wife picks grass and leaves, and once a month we can afford a loaf of bread."

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

Laundry Chutes.

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

"Love Casual Friday! Nothing but frivolous lawsuits!"

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

'How do we get back to the park?'