Perfume Retailer Prints

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Excess

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