Performance Lovers Mugs

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Interpretive napping

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

I Heart Juggling

Tenors

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Mime Flash Mobs.

"They're texting it in."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

The Four Flying Flynns...

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."