Percussion Pillows

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Ginger Baker.

Salad Bowl Drum

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

Man bangs a gong and his clothes fall off.

"I can practice a different song."

Man playing the timpani drum.

Marimba

Gong

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

Playing dustbins

"The guy's a natural!"

Drummer

Tambourine

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Timpani for the devil

Triangle

The Gong

Gong

Musician hurts his nose.

Drum kit for sale...

Person playing the cymbals.

'I play it to kill time.'

"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

If you're really listening to the control tower, why are you playing air drums?

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

Asking the Orchestra to Keep the Noise Down

Jazz is Invented