Percussion Fan Prints

'It's a Marimba!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Musician hurts his nose.

"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

I love my Timpani

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown walks balloon dog

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'