Perception Perfectionist Prints

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Perfection

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Page 33, line 4..."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.