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"Hey Bud, don't give up hope."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Soccer coach of the year.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Blah, blah, blah....'