Penthouse Admirer Prints

'Nice penthouse.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Swiss army knife

"And would you like flies with that?"

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'I think they're up to something.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Toenail clipping missile.

Remarkably Richmond

'The knights are drawing closer'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Knight walking a dog.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Pizza at the Round Table

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Castle Efficiency

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Knights

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Pizza London Eye

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Artisanal Pottery