Penthouse Admirer Prints

'Nice penthouse.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Swiss army knife

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Car joust.

'I think they're up to something.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'The knights are drawing closer'

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Knight walking a dog.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Castle Efficiency

Pizza at the Round Table

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Knights

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

Artisanal Pottery

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Pizza London Eye