Pension Protectors Prints

Meaningful Negotiations?

"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."

Video Games - Tomb Raider, Pension Raider

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

401K

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Someone loses his pension.

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Rolling Over a Pension.

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

Mismanagement Consultant.

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.