Penny Powerhouse Mugs

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Corporate Whore.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

UK Economy

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'How's the school board meeting going?'

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

"Spend every last penny. Leave money to my spoiled kids. Spend everything...leave everything..."

Towns with only one squirrel.

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

"Stop saying you're a fiscal conservative. You're just cheap!"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

"Are you sure this is worth the effort?"

"Well, the books balance - assets, and liabilities match to the penny."

"Look at how much money we could save if we were homeless."