Penny-pinching Pooch Owners Prints

"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Grrrr....'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

What female dogs think about their looks.

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Good boy."

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

Posh Doghouse.

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

Voodoo fish.

Cat shot from mouse hole.

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

"Hello, Sainsbury's? Do you sell dog food for very naughty puppies? No? Well, I certainly don't blame you. Thank you, Sainsbury's, and goodbye."

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

FoodWaterOnline Stock Trading Tips.

Totally dogmatic

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

Dog Food - A Guide.

'Cats are very independent.'